Docuseries Fan Mugs

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"But what's my motivation?"

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Fahrenheit 911.

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"The X files...the tooth is out there"

David Attenborough

Professor Brian Cox

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

Finding Bigfoot

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Casting Wildlife Films.

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)