Documentary Historian Pillows

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

Police film evidence

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

3rd Wave

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.