Documentary Devotees Prints

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Mikado

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Henrik Ibsen,

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

Michael Moore

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Wow, I was in a documentary film with Ron and Valerie Taylor too! Aren't they great?!"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"And now the award for..."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Today. Documentary Film About Failed Corporations. (Note: No CEO's Were Harmed in the Collapse of These Industries.)

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

Tony Robinson

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Give Thanks.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

I'm watching "Untold History of the United States" on Netflix. Is it true it was actually the Soviet Union that won World War II? … and is it true Japan was trying to surrender because the USSR had just entered the war against them, but we nuked them anyway just to show Russia who was boss? And is it true Truman single-handedly started the cold war and the arms race by reneging on deals Roosevelt and Churchill had struck with Stalin and then threatening to nuke the USSR? History's interesting no