Documentary Aficionado Prints

"Did you see that documentary about set meters" "Well the TV was on but I wasn't really watching it"

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"There's no good time to break up, but I wanted to wait until Shark Week."

"Now, this is the first full-length feature short entirely on doorbell camera."

"Poor Shaz, she's the only person on the estate who hasn't been in a Channel 5 documentary."

Life styles of the rich and guilty.

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Kirsten Johnson

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Cinéma Vérité

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."