Document Ninja Pillows

'I can see why people shred documents.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Piano Keyboard

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Good Luck!

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Information. Innuendo

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

In and Out Trays

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'The secret of getting a good job that fits you perfectly is letting yourself in on what that really is!'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Dunhomin"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."