Document Handler Prints

'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fragile stamper.

Pushy Dog

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"He did it!"

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

In and Out Trays

'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"