Document Dunker Mugs

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Teapot

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

Shall I be mother?

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Dunking

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Basketball Halo

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

'I know you're excited about the game, Norman, but is it really necessary to slam dunk your doughnut?'

'Still not ready to talk Ok dip him again,'

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

Warrants.

Prehistoric Basketball Player

',,, You'll give me a lightning-quick crossover dribble and the ability to dunk, and all I owe you is my immortal soul ,,,'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

Foresight and Hindsight desk trays.

"Big mistake getting him a video camera for Christmas."

T-Rex Basketball

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

The 'In Box' on a man's desk is over a trash can labeled 'Out' with basketball net.

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."

'Great, just great! Now they have God on their side.'

"I'd give it all up, for the ability to slam dunk a basketball!"