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Pope Francis

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Verbal Orders

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

John Newman

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

Religion, This End Up

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"I stand corrected..."

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

"Says WHO?"

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Yes, but the ideological notion that striking a child isn't justified under any circumstances contradicts thousands of years of parenting experience.'

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."