Doctors' Offices Prints

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

Coronavirus Waves

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

You can relax now.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Buster, run this past legal."

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'It's a chicken.'

"Congratulations! It's centuplets!"

Trendies, INC

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."