Doctor Visit Dramatist Mugs

You've got henmania

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"So what brings you in today?"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Annexe 8

'Brain surgery, right?'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."