Doctor's Office Philosopher Prints

Once, the doctor actually saw me on time. It felt like a huge wait had been lifted from my shoulders.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

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"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

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After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

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'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'If you have nothing to do don't come round here and do it.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'