Doctor Appreciator Prints

'...Wider...WIDER...Wi...'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

'Long shift?'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

"Turn your head and cough."

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Caption Contest TK

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Alternative Medicine.

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

The Children's Hospital

Thank You to Vaccinators

Aethel the Analyzed.

Coronavirus

"The bloodwork came back kinda yucky."

'Um ... no - I said we'll need a stool sample.'

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

"I can see it from here."

"Your guess is as good as mine, but yours isn't covered by insurance."

Do Not Confuse Your Internet Search With my Medical Degree!

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

"Goodness me! Diane, we're going to need the angle grinder again..."

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"I'm sorry John, but your back surgery has been placed on back order."

'You're lucky -- all I have is a PRACTICAL nurse.'

Fear

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'This may hurt a little.'

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'