Dna Researcher Mugs

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

DNA Analysis.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'ADN'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

DNA doctor

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.