Diy Trader Prints

I think I'll make my own share selection.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Likes: $2.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

City Boy.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Why markets crash.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."