Diy Renovations Mugs

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Tool Box

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."