Diy Renovations Mugs

'Don't worry, I won't ruin your walls with a spray painter. I'll do it by hand.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Jack of all trades

A Good Batch.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Self help acupuncture

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Rocking horse