Diy Remodeler Prints

We tore up the stone, and there was this beautiful hardwood floor underneath!

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fixing the Computer.

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

God bless our home equity line of credit.

Man's best friend

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Caveman wheel repairers.

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Repairing the UFO

Mower Repair

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

'I suppose you tried to fix it yourself.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

Man in house with no roof on phone to estate agent: "Look, this house is unfinished. Please stop saying, 'It gets a lot of light'."

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

"It's a bit of a 'fixer upper'. You just have to chop down the forest, obtain planning permission, and build the house."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Wobbly bed.

Julian Assange

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'