Diy Pioneer Prints

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Tool Box

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Do it yourself books.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."