Diy Disaster Enthusiast Prints

'My clippers are on the blink.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

Natural Disasters

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

My boat

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"