Diy Disaster Dodger Prints

"I couldn't work out how to assemble my wardrobe - then suddenly, it all fitted together..."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."