Diy Disaster Avoider Mugs

"How's that new robot lawnmower of yours working?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Desert Island Mishap

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

A cock up of builders

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

A botched home improvement job.

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'