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'This shouldn't cost me too much to fix. I've already done most of the disassembly.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"I call it 'Cellblock Shiraz.' Don't be intimidated by the bouquet."

"He's finally installing our security system."

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Socially distanced sledding

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

The Screeeen!

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Plastic Surgery for Beginners'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

'What was the question?'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."