Diy Camper Prints

Remember to lash from the outside!

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Building a Shelter

Woman leaves dog in rain...he gets into a car to wait in the dry.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Phone Mittens

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'When you get up at night, be careful not to fall in the fishhole.'

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

"One of my suppliers is letting me use his cabin for a few days."

"We'r going to hike to look for reception."

'Oh hey Dan, remember how I said we were gonna go camping this week? Well then it started to rain, and I noticed your empty garage here, so...'

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

'I don't like roughing it...'

"Power outages are fun because they feel like camping inside of social anarchy."

"Summer is the worst time to pioneer!"

"As long as they're giving me the option, I'm going to keep on camping from home."