Diy Adventurers Mugs

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

Shelf on an elf

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Take me to your ladder!"

What's happened to my bike? We've recycled it!

'They cut my hours at work, so to save money I've decided to do my own taxidermy!'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Creative Baby.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Pea green

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Face Painting.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Ceiling Paint

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Women do not appreciate power tools as last minute gift ideas."

Man on Island.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Flowchart of an idea.

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'