Divinity Detective Mugs

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Tiny Visions

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

Put it in writing!

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"That's not what I said."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

"Then again, in some extreme cases, a swift kick in the pants is called for!"

'...But in case God misses something...'

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'We've got a list of suspects in that Abel homicide.'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

'God's home videos.'

Method, Discipline, Professionalism, Feral children.

"Now that's the Mr. Lumpkin I know and love!"

"Your good cop, bad cop routine isn't working."

"Say - it's over a month since we last told the press we've observed a strange object we've never seen before."

'Can't heal you unless you believe.'

'The Turin Cow'.