Divine Strategist Prints

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Ad Meeting With God.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Heavenly meetings.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"First, I storyboarded it."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Possible Merger Talks

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'