Divine Note Bender Prints

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Didn't you just say that?"

Local News in Heaven

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

An amplified harp

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Golfing with God.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Stop trying to creep me out!"

"Mind if I tweak it?"

Put it in writing!

'... And you say that this hypnotist promised to relax you for this interview? '

Reverse Psychology.

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Thanks God!

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

Dept of Lateral Thinking.

"If I were a carpenter"

'I've been talking to my imaginary friend Carlos about this, and he thinks you're the wrong doctor to treat my delusional syndrome.'

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

Rene Descartes