Divine Message Enthusiasts Prints

Man carrying an arrow.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

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'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

The End is Near.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

Priest and mobile

Football

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

Rugby heaven

It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Thank you for contacting The Pearly Gates. Your call may be monitored for training purposes...'

Keep Christ in Xmas.

"Miraculously my provider can handle the zillions who beseech me every second of the day."

Profits - And finally I've asked Father O'Flynn to pray for a miracle.

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

"You have five billion, four hundred and sixty seven million, three thousand and twenty nine messages. . ."

"I think he wants you to listen for awhile."

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"He's on break, and boy, did you pick a bad time to check in!"

"You're Welcome."

'After the beep, please leave a prayer.'