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'Sorry...it just slipped !'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

Night-time halo

"OMG, LOL!"

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Attorney Punching Bag

"This is Rob Dolan on a recorded line, anything you say may be held against you in a court of law."

"It's going to be a long trial. Wear a diaper."

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

With Jury Duty for All

"He said his first word today - compensation."