Divine Intervention Seeker Prints

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"God, please, help me to win the election."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"And God called the light day."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'New Charismatic'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

God throwing a lifebelt.

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

Invoice.

God's secretary.

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

Lourdes Miracles.

'Drawbridge ahead'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'