Divine Footballer Mugs

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

The Ordered List

'We are gathered here...'

God creating the galaxy.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Golfing with God.

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

Give Way To Cyclists

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

Angel Golf

'What you did was not only 'wrong' - it was 'wrongedy-wrong-wrong!''

"Our records indicate you should be in hell. But since you’ve been married for forty years we’ll count that as time served."

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

Football

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

Bowl-A-Rama

Heaven Mk. II.

Jehovah's Fitness

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

Football of the Gods...

God chalks up his pool cue.

Rugby heaven

"And my board approved this?"

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

God/Saint Watching Football.