Divine Comic Lover Prints

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."