Divine Comedy Appreciator Prints

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"In hindsight, I probably should have had more than concepts of a plan."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'Why do they always point at me when they get into an end zone?'

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Pastor Dingleberry officially retires from his ministry at Acme Baptist Church...

Heaven

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Fly Fishing

Night-time halo

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"OMG, LOL!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."