Diversity Officers Mugs

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"So we're agreed that there is no need to change our recruitment policies."

"We need to hire more women."

'I can't work with a woman whose shoulders are broader than mine.'

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

Male & Female separate company buildings

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Glass Ceiling

All Hail the Matriarchy

Prejudice/Empathy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Sales and Diversity

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'