Diversity Devotees T-Shirts

"Shame about the ovaries..."

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive

"Welcome."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

Black Crayon

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."