Diversity Consultants Mugs

"We've had complaints from HR that we only appoint middle aged white men!"

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

"Had another of those lectures from HR about 'So-called' diversity."

Businesswoman Empowerment

Inclusive speech

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

All Hail the Matriarchy

Prejudice/Empathy

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Glass Ceiling

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Sales and Diversity

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'