Diversification Devotee Prints

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'You shouldn't put all your cash into one stock... you need to diversify. Try buying beef, vegetable and chicken stock...'

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

PRIDE!

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Shame about the ovaries..."

"I prefer snow person."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

Happy everything to everybody.

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment

"I couldn't put it down."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Contrary opinions matter

The dream of a rainbow nation goes up in smoke.