Diva In Training Pillows

'She has been a real Diva since she appeared at the Olympic opening ceremony.'

I could have danced all night!

Little Princess.

Ladies

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Ballet dancer.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Baby dressed for the opera.

Party Time!

Bow

Aerobics Class.

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"I'm ready for my close-up."

House sale.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

Mr and Mrs Bobelescu found their son's attire slightly outre.

Girl trying to be a woman

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Pavlova's dogs.

Dancing Doctor

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'It;s the xmas party, Jane... let your hair down!'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Blondes have more fun

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."