Distraction Lovers Mugs

'Let me know if I am distracting you.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Accepting for..."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Janet Leigh

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

"This isn't really helping."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Fake Muse

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Housewives meet Top Chef

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Are you calling 911?!

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

'This place has gone a bit down market since they got a new landlord!'

At least we're together!

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'