Distraction Defender Prints

Portacubicle

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Pizza time.

Science Snobs

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

The Keyboard

Procrastinator's Leap.

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"I believe this will be an adequate busy look."

"This isn't really helping."

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'