Distance Learning Student Mugs

Graduating from an online university.

Computer Room.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"A virus ate my homework."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"You're never too old to learn..."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Education Plan

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."