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"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Make a lot of money."

Continuing education.

Exam

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."