Disorganization Dabbler Mugs

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"Less panting, and more painting!"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'It's just a first draft.'

"Not tonight dear, I hate you with every fibre of my being."

Lost Property Trust - For the careless investor.

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

DANGER - hook and worm...!

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

Stock Market - Ok, you've convinced me - give me one more share.

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.