Disney Magic Seeker Pillows

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Fishing with God

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Chess on TV

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Well I think it's worth a try!'

Alf and Misery Guts

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Jesus makes water cooler water into wine.

Matador.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'