Dismissal Dodger Mugs

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Fear of news.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

How lazy people decide what to eat

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Procrastinator's Leap.

Musical Chairs...

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

"My teacher wants to talk to you? Wow. What did you do wrong?"

"Must be question time again."

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'Thought Bubble Gum: 'Oh no! ... I'm going to get words all over my face!''

"Your integrity is on the line. Want me to say you're in a meeting?"

This Way/That Way