Dish Duty Dreamer Prints

"How we doing for tips today?"

Counting ribs

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Today's special... donuts.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

Dogs and Cake

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

Baking

Desk Request

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Soup?"

Ice Cream.