Disguised Hero Fans Pillows

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"Which one's yours?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'This is a job for a consultant.'

'Supercat.'