Disguise Enthusiast Prints

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

'He's browsing in privacy mode.'

'Some people are calling you a false prophet.'

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'I just can't figure it out.'

'He's been placed here as part of a witness protection program.'

'You're not fooling me -- you're just another faceless bureaucrat!'

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

TUNA SURPRISE $4.95, 'Ah-HA! -- the surprise is that I'M the tuna!'

'That was an easy one.'

Turkey Disguise.

How witness protection really works...

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

'The trick to avoiding shark attacks is to NOT look like a seal...'

Tuleyville Police Dept: Chief, Patrol man, Undercover.

Man comes home and takes off his hat and mask.

"Now, be careful not to blow your cover."

Soldier Camouflage

"So what can you tell us about this escaped master of disguise, John?"

"My sister won't be long she's just applying her disguise."

"You're wearing a sleep mask ... "

"A man in my position makes enemies..."

"Wake up! You're not fooling anybody."

"You haven't seen any turkeys around here, have you?!"

'Neat hey?! I've managed to fool the whaling-ships for weeks with this disguise...'

1,001 Cheap Disguises

"Keep your eye on him."

"I take it you're also in the Federal Witness Protection Program."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

A Blessing in disguise

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

'You've really got to get over your fear of exercising in public.'

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- I know evolution when I see it!'

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.