Disease History Buff Mugs

Young Rat: 'Hello Mrs.Krabrandski,can Rodney come out and Plague?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Cures for Ye Plague

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'These young doctors know nothing, I used to see 500 patients every day...'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Early Blood Draw

Summer Wedding 2020

Covid Vaccines

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Thank you healthcare heroes

Antique Ailments

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

Covid 19 Christmas Medical Team

Consultation of Physicians.

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

2020's Bug Bear

Rene Laennec

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

"On certain types of wounds we use lawyers instead of leeches because lawyers never seem to get their fill of blood..."

Lady Physicians

"...and this is Ralph, your anesthesiologist."

"I can't wait until we convert to electronic health records. Carry these is giving me backache."

'When did you last restock the first aid cabinet Miss Tompkins?'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

When I was your age we used drugs, but they were acne medications.

'Generaly I treat fever and chills, but if it's something like pneumonia, I bring in a specialist.'e

"We predict between non-or 2 million mortalities, but I wouldn't want you to hold me to that."

"Simple stone tool."