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Mad cow complaining about foot and mouth

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Changing Minds

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Vaping cigarette

GM Scarecrow

'Don't worry, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you that throwing a lot of money at it won't cure.'

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"The new lockdown guidelines are that up to ten people can go to funerals and ten thousand to demonstrations."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Coronavirus: Government takes action!

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

"You first."

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'