Disease Conqueror Prints

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Access Denied!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

CEO's office in a safe.

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'